Jim Gaffigan: Cinco

看了几个他的专场了，他真的是我的soulmate，爱吃不爱动，吃肉不吃鱼，被**追也不爬山，不懂车不懂器械，讨厌甘蓝和苹果，25小时高强度追剧，被朋友推荐剧还会有压力找起借口…还有自带吐槽

很温和，看多了激烈的脱口秀，看看他的可以……清清口。

第一次听这个人 这位也挺难得的。

这场笑了真的一个小时十分钟哈哈哈哈哈哈哈回味一下还想笑

"Hiking, not today or ever. I wouldn't hike to escape the Nazis." Fat guys’ pants aren't going anywhere. A fat guy just wears a belt as a distraction from the fact that this is all the same surface. It's just a mini-equator, separating the Northern Hemisphere from the Southern Blob. 圣诞老人都胖成那**了我们竟然还要给他留曲奇？丧失理智地刷剧很真实了 和喜爱的电视节目分手也真的很悲愤 讲老婆的段子都很好哈哈哈

cover ** belly with ** arm-magically im thin now;i got a new belt coz the old one looks like its been tortured on GoT;fifth 1-hour special i have one for each of ** children hopefully this is the last one;early 11月 u saw couple of leaves hanging on theyre like im gonna make it哈哈哈哈

没什么意思啊。。。有点腻味这种**型的stand up comedy了 17/06/24 看了一半不想看了

随便找了个 special 来决定买不买票看他的北京现场, 还是决定不去了.

秃顶发福的中年男子里面 还是**最好吃了：（